more gems from my dad
by janedotx7
Dad: Are you going to get a boyfriend anytime soon?
Jane: What the hell? Do you want grandchildren or something?
Dad: Yes. Yes, I do. Your mother is too old now to pass on more of our genes.
Jane: What. You think our family’s genes are so good we absolutely
have to pass them on? You’re a conceited bastard!
Dad: There are some drawbacks, but overall, I’d give our lineage an A-.
Bastard, of course, is the oldest insult to one’s lineage.