a conversation with a couple train conductors

by janedotx7

A conversation with a couple train conductors:

A: Jane, ever seen a kid hit by a train before?
J: No, and I don’t really want to.
A: I think the last one we saw was back in November now. B, did you shed a tear?
B: I can’t remember!
A: Well, did you?
B: Oh, I remember! They took so long with the coroner and picking up
pieces of the body, my sandwich went bad!
A: Oh, that’s right. You sure shed a tear over that sandwich! And my
apple got warm.
J: I don’t understand?
B: They’re better when they’re cold. Cold and crispy!