my brother is dumb and mean

by janedotx7

Me: If there was a zombie apocalypse, would you be okay with having me
on your team of survivors?
Zhao: No. I’d take Mom instead.
Me: Are you kidding?! She can barely walk anymore!
Zhao: She’s more resilient.
Me: What are you talking about? She literally couldn’t sleep whenever
one of us got a B in high school.
Zhao: She passed her driving test on the very first try. You took five
times. She’s more resilient.