I ride on the coattails of greatness

by janedotx7

Larry discovers an ice cream street vendor. The following dialogue ensues.

Larry: Do your friends get free ice cream?

Vendor: Yes, they do.

Larry: How do I become your friend?

Vendor: Say “hi.”

Larry: Hi.

Vendor: Here you go!

Jane: Can I have a Coke?

Vendor: Are you with him?

Larry: Yes, she is.

Vendor: Here you go!

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