my high-expectations Asian mother
Jane: Hey Mom! Turns out my blood type is a B+! Aren’t you upset?
Mom: Why would I be upset? It would be better in emergencies if you had type AB, though. Then you could suck blood from anybody, just like your father.
Jane: I mean, like, aren’t you upset that I don’t have an A+?
Mom: What? A+ in what?
Jane: My blood type!…never mind.