dad’s such a breeder

by janedotx7

Jane: So dad, what would you have done if you’d had no kids to support? I mean, what’s so bad about never having had kids? You’d never know what you were missing out on.

Dad: Oh, I think about my unborn children all the time.

Jane: You do?

Dad: Oh yes. I like to imagine that I’m the father of two nations. One billion each.