on the first day of YC

On the first day of YC, @pg sent to me
A mug full of hipster coffee.

On the second day of YC, @pg sent to me
Two Rails ninjas,
And a mug full of hipster coffee.

On the third day of YC, @pg sent to me,
Three SF hustlers,
Two Rails ninjas,
And a mug full of hipster coffee.

On the fourth day of YC, @pg sent to me,
Four months of rent,
Three SF hustlers,
Two Rails ninjas,
And a cup of hipster coffee.

On the fifth day of YC, @pg sent to me,
Five MacBook Pros,
Four months of rent,
Three SF hustlers,
Two Rails ninjas,
And a mug full of hipster coffee.

On the sixth day of YC, @pg sent to me,
Six angel investors,
Five MacBook Pros,
Four months of rent,
Three SF hustlers,
Two Rails ninjas,
And a mug full of hipster coffee.

On the seventh day of YC, @pg sent to me,
Seven media douchebags,
Six angel investors,
Five MacBook Pros,
Four months of rent,
Three SF hustlers,
Two Rails ninjas,
And a mug full of hipster coffee.

On the eighth day of YC, @pg sent to me,
Eight hits in TechCrunch,
Seven media douchebags,
Six angel investors,
Five MacBook Pros,
Four months of rent,
Three SF hustlers,
Two Rails ninjas,
And a mug full of hipster coffee.

On the ninth day of YC, @pg sent to me,
Nine cups of ramen,
Eight hits in TechCrunch,
Seven media douchebags,
Six angel investors,
Five MacBook Pros,
Four months of rent,
Three SF hustlers,
Two Rails ninjas,
And a mug full of hipster coffee.

On the tenth day of YC, @pg sent to me,
Ten UX gurus,
Nine cups of ramen,
Eight hits in TechCrunch,
Seven media douchebags,
Six angel investors,
Five MacBook Pros,
Four months of rent,
Three SF hustlers,
Two Rails ninjas,
And a mug full of hipster coffee.

On the eleventh day of YC, @pg sent to me,
Eleven VC intros,
Ten UX gurus,
Nine cups of ramen,
Eight hits in TechCrunch,
Seven media douchebags,
Six angel investors,
Five MacBook Pros,
Four months of rent,
Three SF hustlers,
Two Rails ninjas,
And a mug full of hipster coffee.

On the twelfth day of YC, @pg sent to me,
TWELVE BILLION USERS!
Eleven VC intros,
Ten UX gurus,
Nine cups of ramen,
Eight hits in TechCrunch,
Seven media douchebags,
Six angel investors,
Five MacBook Pros,
Four months of rent,
Three SF hustlers,
Two Rails ninjas,
And a mug full of hipster coffee.

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Suggestions on improving this are very welcome. Should I change “A mug full of hipster coffee” to “An acquihire exit”?